George Voinovich - Let's start a support group

Poor little Georgie, after hearing Voinovich choking back tears on the Senate floor over the John Bolton nomination I think it is clear he needs a caring group of people to help him in his time of need. I recommend that we create a care package. He obviously needs the following items:

Of course, diapers, the more absorbent the better, to avoid adding to his embarrassing performance on the Senate floor.

A pacifier with a clip to make sure he doesn't lose it when it falls out of his blubbering mouth.

Tissues, so he can blow his nose after crying.

A periodic doctor's exam so we can know when his have actually dropped.

A schedule of meetings to be stapled to his forehead so he will actually show up before sputtering his crybaby nonsense.

Baby powder to ease the discomfort after changing his soiled diapers.

Feel free to add to the list. The poor little baby needs our support.

You may want to listen to him yourself by way of this mp3 file from Radioblogger.

H/T Michelle Malkin

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