Another addition to my 4GrinsNGiggles department. I received a few compliments for my reply to an individual using the screen name "The Boy (That lives in Darkness)" when he started a thread titled "God doesn't exist". It turns out this this angry little anti-theist also has the (ir)rational response squad on his friends list. Yes, shocking news that, I never would have expected it, but on to the fun.
His comments in bold
My reply interspersed throughout in regular font (including my typos)
okay listen here you hypocritically pieces of trash,
Such a pleasant start
you guys really piss me off,
Really? It was hard to tell from that first line
you bash on gays and yet your leaders rape boys,
are you sure your pissed off? It's hard to tell
you try to get into state to force us non believers to believe,
Might want to adjust your foil beannie
ill tell you why you believe god exists,
This would be more impressive with a drum roll
because you Christians cant comprehend death,
I was wrong, a drum roll wouldn't have helped
when you die there is no pearly gates,
I didnt think there were anyway
just black, nothing more, nothing less.
That's ok, I like the color black
i believe jessus was a good teacher, but a lier.
This jessus fellow remained in a reclined position while teaching?
he had good ideas but you had to build a belief structure around it.
Because believing good ideas is a bad thing?
im not saying you guys are bad, or good
How brave of you
its just that i hate you recruiters,
Seems to me you came here, no one dragged you
let me believe what i belive
That's what God does, so dont complain about the results
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